Shmooblers United

Shmooblers United was founded by Nears after ears stole Nears ears. Ears stole Nears because Ears like Nears ears because they were big blue ears and Ears wanted to have them for his own, so Nears ears were stolen by Ears. As a result, Nears was kicked out of The Hearers on account of having no ears. Nears was furious, so Nears founded Shmooblers United to bring together shmooblesworld and establish justice among those who do acts of violence.